Welcome to ‘647’—where the tapas are hot, the takes are hotter, and the truth is served with a side of snark. This week, Chuck dives into the wildest headlines you won’t hear on cable news: from AI pipe bomber sleuthing and Supreme Court tariff drama, to Denmark’s war on teen TikTokers and the billionaires quietly cooking up designer babies. Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and prepare to question everything (and everyone).
🔥 Highlights
Mike Pence’s “I know who holds the future” moment—hold this, Mike!
AI matching pipe bombers by how they walk (so much for your “fake gate”).
FBI, Nancy, and Kamala: popcorn-worthy coverups?
Denmark bans social media for under-15s—cue the TikTok withdrawal.
Billionaires quietly prepping gene-edited babies. What could go wrong?
Chuck’s signature rants, zingers, and prayers for the week ahead.
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