Welcome to ‘647’—the only show serving up six stories before you’ve even had your first existential crisis of the day. This episode is a tapas bar of news: small plates, big flavors, and a side of “did they really just say that?”
We kick things off with the mysterious case of the Trump & Epstein statue—because nothing says ‘modern art’ like marble, scandal, and a hasty removal by the Park Police. Then, it’s a whirlwind through media victimhood, UN escalator sabotage (yes, really), and the ongoing saga of tech overlords who swear they “love free speech” while putting us all in digital time-out.
But wait, there’s more! Dallas gets its own copycat sniper, Hillary Clinton emerges from her Chardonnay cask with vintage talking points, and we diagnose the latest cases of Reprobate Mind Syndrome (spoiler: Hollywood and the FBI are both infected).
Timestamps below for your selective outrage.
