Welcome to Episode 140 of 647—your Friday morning truth fix! Chuck’s back with six stories that’ll make you laugh, think, and maybe question your life choices (or at least your supply chain). From California’s CDL circus to the migratory patterns of the elusive Blue-Haired Karen, we’re serving up news with a side of snark and a sprinkle of enlightenment.
What’s Inside:
California revokes 17,000 commercial driver’s licenses—because who needs rules?
Texas AG busts an illegal for stealing a kid’s identity (and Medicaid).
Eric Swalwell’s “Fang Fang” drama gets a federal probe—mortgage edition.
GM tells suppliers to break up with China (it’s not them, it’s us).
13 tons of cocaine seized—no, not by Obama, but by Panamanian authorities.
The migratory study of the Blue-Haired Karen: why are AWFL women fleeing America?
Chuck’s signature blessing to launch your weekend right.
